happy Girth Day! wait what do you mean we arent celebrating penis width 


I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(Source: asian, via happiest)

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this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via kissmeok)

Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice. Renoirs (via renoirs)
Reasons why i'm single
  • ONE: i annoy people
  • TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
  • THREE: i fuck shit up
  • FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
  • FIVE: i'm not liked
  • SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
  • don't forget
  • SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop